In all honesty, this blog doesn't give much advice. It's a narcissistic blog purposing to discuss things in my life to (a) make me feel better or (b) brag about the things that make my simple life really awesome. So yeah, I just wanted to get that out there.
I ate chocolate after one stressful day and ended up sounding manly, raspy and toad-like the next day. Worst scenario, it was Sunday and I was back up vocals for the worship team. I regretted that I couldn't give God my best and promised myself to be a better steward of my voice (thereby declaring not to eat chocolate in the evenings)
I dream of random things in my sleep. Say I was browsing the internet, looking at random things like flower pots, violins, make up or deflatable green balls. I dream of electrovoice when I go to bed. Sometimes I even dream of going to the store and buying the most random of things.
There are times when I brush my teeth with my favorite toothpaste (Arm and Hammer) and have the unusual and gross urge to swallow. I think it's the baking soda. But a lesson in life is that not all great-tasting things are edible.
When I take an awfully long time to get out of the shower, my family should take the hint that I am unabashedly sniffing Albatross White. I seriously try to stop it but oh my gosh these things are like drugs. I'm thinking of writing a petition to the government about these abhorrent things. Manufacturing these is surely illegal, right? I think it's affecting my brains.
So that's it. I hope you guys still like me after this.
So that's it. I hope you guys still like me after this.
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